But we're not just hiring for the sake of hiring, that's not how we roll. Instead we're looking for the best of the best, the creme de la creme -- not completely sure what that means but it seemed appropriate -- because it's only with these types of folks that we're going to continue to excel at our pursuit of warm beer eradication. And world domination.

Our team is active and purposeful, which means that we wear a lot of hats, we operate with intent that is directed toward the common vision of ridding the world of warm beer, once and for all, and we're constantly learning and evolving. Matt even just finished growing a set of gills -- he's evolved a lot over the past 12 months.

Here's what we got for our expanding BottleKeeper team:

Oh rat farts, there's nothing here! Check back soon to see what warm beer hatin' positions we're looking for...

Think we might be a fit to work together on some other position that we haven't even thought of? Schweet! Please shoot us an email at and don't forget to include some details on you and your story -- so like your resume, maybe a cover letter, a hilarious anecdote, etc.