BottleKeeper (n.)

An insulated stainless steel container that keeps your beer bottle absurdly cold.

Colder Beer is Better. It's Science.







  • This ingenious beer-cessory just put foam koozies on notice.

  • Designed to do a bit more than just keep a beverage cooler...


  • The Brewtis Bottle Holder Is Our Kind Of Beer Thermos.


  • Drinking beer out of a plastic cup is like surfing with a steak tied to your just doesn't make sense.

    - A Wise Philosopher

  • The cleverest way to keep your glass bottle...colder for relaxed, slow sipping.


  • Found- The World’s Most Advanced Beer ‘Koozie’!




  • Want a Free BottleKeeper? Just refer a friend...

  • Are You Ready for Summer? Well then, you'd better get ready...

  • What's Worse... Warm beer or puppies?

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