<section> <h2>Which BottleKeeper Character Are You?</h2> <p> <div>We've got the whole BottleKeeper family together, from hog riding bandits to liberal art degree-touting intellectuals. Which BottleKeeper will you get?!</div> </p> </section> <section> <h2>Cold Sud Cool Guy</h2> <p> <p>You’ve reached the age where you have a special appreciation for a nice cold one, so why let warm suds cramp your style? If you want to better enjoy the tasty delight of cold suds, then BottleKeeper may be right for you</p> <ol> <li>Talk to your doctor, or your buddies, about BottleKeeper</li> <li>Side effects include a generally happier disposition</li> <li>Do not seek medical help if your beer stays colder longer than expected; you’re fine</li> </ol> </p> </section> <section> <h3>Cold Sud Cool Girl</h3> <p> <div>You’re a real country girl at heart—from vintage leather hats to steed-riding boots. When you’re not dos-y-doing you’re casually sipping a cold one. The Standard Blue BottleKeeper is a match made in heaven for a cowgirl like yourself.</div> </p> </section> <section> <h3>Beer Drinkin' Biker Gal</h3> <p> <div>You spend your nights cruising around on the back of some stud’s Harley—if not raising hell behind your own handlebars. The neon glow of the local dive is a frequent location for your cold beer drinking endeavors. Nothing matches your aesthetic better than a Stainless Steel BottleKeeper.</div> </p> </section> <section> <h3>Beer Drinkin' Biker Dude</h3> <p> <div>Adrenaline keeps your motor runnin’ and after a long ride it’s a cold beer or two that brings you back to earth. That’s right, you know your way around an ice cold brewski. So cheers to you and your fellow outlaws!</div> </p> </section> <section> <h3>Axe-wielding Beer Chugger</h3> <p> <div>It’s true, Paul Bunyan may have been your Uncle. You enjoy tackling the manliest of to-do lists in the brisk morning air almost as much as you enjoy the tasty delight of cold suds. There’s only one BottleKeeper suited for flannel-clad axe-swingers like yourself: The Stainless Bomber.</div> </p> </section> <section> <h3>Cold Beer Drinking Outdoorswoman! </h3> <p> <div>You’re a real axe swinger! Flannel-clad and boots tight, you enjoy hitting the trails each morning and warming up by the fire in the evening. The Stainless Bomber BottleKeeper is nothing to scoff at and you sure don’t—you take your cold suds seriously!</div> </p> </section> <section> <h3>Home-lovin' Brew Drinker</h3> <p> <div>If “home” is where the heart is, then “fridge” is where the beer is. Not gonna be there for long though, as you know your way around a cold one or three, while hangin’ with friends and watchin’ the game...</div> </p> </section> <section> <h3>Home-lovin Brew Drinker</h3> <p> <div>If “home” is where the heart is, then “fridge” is where the beer is. Not gonna be there for long though, as you know your way around a cold one or three while hangin’ with your gal pals and watchin’ the game... </div> </p> </section> <section> <h3>Collegiate Drinker</h3> <p> <p><span style="background- color: transparent; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">You’re an early riser, armed with your morning coffee and the newspaper. The shy demeanor goes away come game time, as you fiercely cheer on your alma mater despite the fact that they haven’t won a game in years.</span></p> </p> </section> <section> <h3>Early Bird!</h3> <p> <p><span style="background-color: transparent; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">You’re an early-riser, armed with your morning coffee and the local newspaper. You ditch your pseudo-intellectual demeanor come game time though, trading in that liberal arts degree for a PhD in cold brew chugging—Go Team!</span></p> </p> </section> <section> <h3>Sports-lovin' Beer-drinkin' Dude</h3> <p> <p><span style="background-color: transparent; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">You are the type that:</span></p> <ol> <li><span style="background-color: transparent;">Loves staying active on the weekend in a pickup game or going on a hike</span></li> </ol> <p><span style="background-color: transparent; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">AND</span></p> <ol> <li><span style="background-color: transparent;">Gets the movie reference to White Men Can’t Jump</span></li> </ol> <p><br /></p> <p><span style="background-color: transparent; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Well done. You deserve a cold one. </span></p> </p> </section> <section> <h3>Sports lovin' Cool Girl</h3> <p> <p><span style="background-color: transparent; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Tupac or Biggie? Doesn’t matter! You know 90’s rap tops just about any of the Top 40 hits flooding the radio today. When you’re not out playing softball or volleyball with the gals, you’re enjoying cold suds. Cheers!</span></p> </p> </section> <section> <h3>Young Travolta-type</h3> <p> <p><span style="background-color: transparent; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Remember how young Travolta looked singing </span><em style="background-color: transparent; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Summer Dreams</em><span style="background-color: transparent; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> to Sandy? You may be a former T- Bird lover but you still know all the lyrics to the Grease soundtrack and tend to sing ’em over a cold one...</span></p> </p> </section> <section> <h3>Classic Gal</h3> <p> <p><span style="background-color: transparent; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">You may not be cruisin’ around the block in your T-bird, but you know every lyric to the Grease soundtrack. You’ve been known to break into a respectable </span><em style="background-color: transparent; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Sandy doing Summer Dreams</em><span style="background-color: transparent; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> impression after a couple cold ones. </span></p> </p> </section> <section> <h2>Which best describes you?</h2> </section> <section> <h3>What’s your favorite temperature and beverage? (We’re not giving you too much of a choice )</h3> </section> <section> <h3>Dark or lite beer?</h3> </section> <section> <h3>What’s your favorite brew consuming location?</h3> </section> <section> <h3>What’s your favorite movie genre?</h3> </section> <section> <h3>Morning person or night owl?</h3> </section> <section> <h3>Preferred mode of transportation?</h3> </section> <section> <h3>What does your ideal weekend consist of?</h3> </section>